Dolphin’s might have developed opposable thumbs, but Asian elephants apparently know how to count. I don’t know about you, but pachyderm that’s able to count seems like a major threat to me. First it’s apples in a bucket. Next thing you know they’re plugging missile codes into W.O.P.R. to kick off WWIII.
I say give them whatever they want right now… more peanuts, fine. Tickets to “Rent” before it leaves Broadway – you’ve got it. Well, probably not Mezzanine, but still. And for God’s sake man, put away your ivory pen – we want them on our side.
